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i am thankful

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this is from an email and i love it:

i am thankful :-

for the taxes i pay because it means i am employed.

for weariness & aching muscles at the end of the day because it means i have be capable of working hard.

for the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means i have enough to eat.

for the pile of laundry & ironing because it means i have clothes to wear.

for the shadow that watches me work because it means i am out in the sunshine.

for the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means i am alive.

decided to come up with my own version 1.0 :-

i am thankful :-

for a sister who called me loser sometimes because she loved me. (stop calling me loser! keke)

for a protective brother who get super-angry when someone bullies me because he cares abt me. (yeap, he is the #1 dragon-slayer, sorry guy)

for a mother who nags at me when i slp late because she worries abt me. (ying eh, 2am liao, still not sleeping eh? u not workin tml meh?!)

for a frd, jen who tok to me daily because she feels comfortable sharing with me her life. (she’s my ‘hubby’)

for the super-loud & irrating PCK song that be playing on the mrt station because it means i can hear. (someone please complain!)

for being short because i get to wear heels haha !

for guy because he shown me love. (everyone – orh, so sweet. )

for everyone who loves me for who i am. (thank you !)

this is fun. i shall do a version 2.0 later.

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x fun read x

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here at hminying.com, we constantly look for interesting article to keep audience (and ourselves) entertained! arent we totful?

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it…  don’t waste them on exercise.
Everything wears out eventually.  Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;
that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn.
And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient
mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system..Need grain? Eat chicken.
Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable)…
And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable  products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all.  Wine is made from fruit.  Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more
of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of  the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry.  My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q:  Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A:  YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! ….. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.

In fact, they’re permeated in it.  How could getting more vegetables be bad for  you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?

A:  Are you crazy? HELLO. Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?

A:  If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q:  Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A:  Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!

Girl : Guy now you understand my love for supper ;p

follow at your own risk. 😀

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rule #4

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a book – “if life is a game, these are the rules” interesting little book.

i guess everyone have little rules in their life, these are mine:

rule #1 – be happy

life is full of choices. watever it is, be happy. always. 😀

rule #2 – there’s no forever

change is constant. of coz, me, like everyone else, prefer stability / security. but ppl changed. human nature.

rule #3 – you only live once

this open up all sorts of possibilities in life. things that i never tot of trying / doing / eating (yeap, i had duck recently) why limit yourself? have fun! afterall, you only live once. pardon me while i do something stupid like paint guy’s nails pink. no, not stupid enough. eat duck’s bottom?! keke this is a very useful rule, use it to dare your frd. yeap, jen have been using it on me 😉 do break the rules sometimes peeps.

rule #4 – never say never

look at me. back to school at 27. look at me. again. i swear i wont go thai but i went last yr with jen.  look at me. again-again. nothing to write abt. haha but you get the idea. no? more examples? analyze your own life. 🙂

love me & my rules. (actually i name them my life’s policy) remarks: shit. ppl have be hitting me with my rules. 😀

i love guy’s policy “say only, u do lar”

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hot (weather)

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kor: so hot.

primary two girl: you don’t say you are hot. hot means attractive. say warm.

edna-jie: so hot.

primary two girl giggle .

cute.

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just kidding

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untitled1

yeap, that’s the name of my new robot – just kidding.

we fixed this together, in less den 3 hrs.

and i gave him the honor of naming my robot… he managed to come up with awful-er name den me !

poor robots.

lets recall. i have baby / mr armless / namless / just kidding.

again. poor robots.

my condolences.

:p

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never say never

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if memory serves, girl wrote this last week – i wont buy 4D, what the reason i gave?!

waste time & wont strike.

haha. four days later. i found myself at ntuc, tix on hand, willin to pay 8 bucks.

chattin with ling & joke that yeap, u dream of ‘auntie’ maybe u shld buy 4D. her eyes lit up. uh-no. she pause & asked me theatrically ‘ying, r u busy after lunch? shall we?’ she gave me the-oh-pretty-please-look. duh. what can i say? i don’t like being the wet blanket, if you cant beat them, join them. :p

me: okie. but i dunno how to buy. how? ask our warehouse guys?

ling: yes, yes.

after the know-how, we bravely walk under the hot sun, to ntuc counter & we had mcd for lunch. if you had to know. and yeap, it was delicious. okie, i’m gettin lame.

this phrase – never say never – it worth mentionin twice !

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Rocket ride…

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Long time since i last blogged… – girl,  excuse us, i need to settle our ‘family squabbles’

Hmmm… maybe i should blog abt friend’s ‘rocket ride’…. Here’s it, Subaru WRX:

wrx

This ride is crazy! It’s really next to sitting on a rocket. It’s not the first time that he took me for a spin. But this time it’s diff coz he upgraded his tires, suspension, exhaust and tuned. Damn it, i should refuse, after seeing so many subarus getting into accidents lately. (girl -deep breath) But becoz girl said before: ‘U only live once’….. (girl – this is not applicable here, u knew it !) heehee, okay that’s an excuse.

Kallang stadium… cornering at 80km/h, sprinting 120km/h, entering nicole highway and within secs, 160km/h…. crazy!!! (girl – indeed. the stupid tinks, not one but two 28-yrs old man tot of)I was hold the passenger grip bar with my left hand, and right hand grabbing my headrest… The pull of the car is stronger than a plane taking off! Its more thrilling than a rollercoaster ride.

Now i understand why my friend is willing to pay $4k insurance….(girl – at the rate ur frd is driving & the rate u njoyin the ride, i think u need a 4k insurance as well, no. i need one as well. for my poor heart.)

Amazing rocket ride….

Btw i am not a fan of this ride, i prefer comfy rides like benz or lexus or audi…. but preferably turbo’ed…. heehee  (girl – guy. you. are. so. dead.  no. wait. ur ears are so dead. i’m so gotta nag at u tml when i see u. 160km/hr!! u noe, u knew.  i was upset at 120km/hr. 160km/hr and u r not the driver. sorry frd, i’m not saying tat u r reckless driver but my guy’s life in ur hands.  okie, i’m not makin sense. i need 3 glasses of water ! and guy, i dont interfere with ur freedom but i hope u had a good time that nite coz thats the last. )

Note: Guy said i sound so fierce, scare audience. 😀 chill. surprise by my own reaction as well, the tot of losing him frightened me, never had this kinda fear before.. tough position to be in, as his girl. i want him to have his fun, im the mistress of you only live once policy, it’s a 28 yr old man freedom & i noe he did njoy the rocket ride but to expose himself to danger.. for a few mins of thrilling ride. yeap, everyone take risks, everday.. let just say it a different issue if the man in the car is the person u cared abt.Yeap, kor always say i am super protective of ppl i love.. arent we all? 😉

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where are your manners?

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Guys (not my guy – my mistake, my guy too! ) but GUYS in general. please take this in the spirit in which its offered..which is from a woman’s perceptive.

please. do not plant ur butt w/o asking. what? you left ur manners at home?

even though i might look as if i’m alone. fyi – i wasn’t alone, ling went to get her food.

ask & you shall receive. okie. not necessary. depends on how u look. i’m not gotta share my table with a guy who dig his nose in front of me. keke

Guy; Dun mess with her! Run for ur life – i’ll confiscate your sports shoe !

Girl –my guy does this ! let me explain the scenario: i gotten my food, left in on the table, decided to get my drink. i walk back to the table & realize there’s a stranger at ‘my’ table. hesitate. went back to ‘my’ table & sat down – opposite this stranger. ( i tink it polite to wait for ling before we both start eating ) so, there i am. waiting for ling & watchin this stranger eating his prawn mee in front me. and i wondered – what if there a gp of us & i needed the seat, i hv to chase the stranger away “sorry, take ur half-eaten prawn mee & shoo off?” 😀 that even more embarrassing.. back to my point. a.s.k.e.d before sitting. manners folks. PS – pay attention to a woman’s advise & ur life wont be endangered.

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pregnant

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NO I’M NOT !

calm. haha

just wanna blogged abt 2 ladies i encountered.

Lady #1

ntuc cashier, waiting for my turn. look ard & saw a long que in front of me, wondering what are they waiting for? oh. 4D. decided to sms guy, will u spend 30mins que for 4D? told him i wont – waste time & wont strike anyway.  guy reply? if there is a special number or someone ask him to buy. paid for my purchases, walk out of ntuc & saw this very pregnant lady.

bothered me.

what?! must be a very special number she’s buying or she buying on behalf of a loved one. i refuse to believe, she is buying it for herself. mm. yes, being practical, everyone needs monies, but it a V-E-R-Y L-O-N-G que. tsk tsk. pregnant + long que. fyi – i hear that its 1.2m. still.

Lady #2

Bus 145. this woman behind me keeps pushing me. duh. what the hurry! turn ard wanting to give her the evil eye & oh. she is pregnant & she is pushin me with HER TUMMY. omg. i quickly give way to her. duh. all she had to do is shout “i’m pregnant, let me get on the bus!”

conclusion: being pregnant is a 9 long mths of privilege. njoy it. 😀