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afternoon jokes

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he texted me this:

for your entertainment: i dreamed that i am shopping with derrick at a mall, then suddenly the lights went out. then someone stole my pants when i’m still wearing it. when the lights came back, i’m w/o pants. Then i quickly go buy since I’m in the mall. But cannot find size, somemore my wallet is in that pants.. then i woke up. That’s all for afternoon joke. 😀

my reply:

for your entertainment: i daydream that you gimme a 10k worth of tiffany ring, i lost it in the toilet, den i accidentally scratch your car, i have a headache coz i slp late, i lost the ring & ur car in a terrible state. you become super sulky. end of joke. haha

let me clarify on my jokes:

i’m teasing him. i’m not into tiffany ring and i love to slp late. this habits bothered him. sorry my dear ! and sorry, i decided to broadcast these 2 jokes. good things must share. ;))

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ki-ki-ki-ki

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here the story of ki – ki – ki – ki.

couple on the train. toking. for some strange reason, the guy used his fingers to ‘tickle’ his gf’s chin, non-stop.

sorry. i stared at them, curiosity !

frown.

why do they do that for? on the train ! cant they like hold hands or something? shes not a cat !

frown frown frown.

met guy & told him abt it, end off the story with a warning “please DON’T do that to me!”

hence, he started “ki – ki – ki – ki” (without doing anything) just the words itself is enough to earn some laughter from me. PS – i’m sure ppl stare at me when i bite my nails on the train.

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repaint

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new robot. green vehicle. ugly green.

guy don’t like the green either & he decided to change the colour !

discuss. nippon paint. yellow + silver

squat beside him. he demo & taught me how to spray.

orh.

how do I put my feelings into words?! pause. after several beats. still pausing. okie. i cant. haha

i shall just end off with a ‘i like that’

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the alphabet game

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this is an absolutely stupid entry that will guarantee a IQ drop of 20 !

A – Z .. in Girl’s world

A = apple. reminds me of my stress ball.

B = bite nails / bears

C = cat. guy likes cats / cane !

D = dog. girl like dogs

E = elephant (Mira)

F = flowers / foolish. usually i called him ‘silly’ Guy – this will be ur new nix !
G = guai : guy / girl

H = hminying.com

I = ice-cream
J = jie / jen

K = ki ki ki (will blog abt this) / kor

L = laughter / love

M = mr lee / ms huang / mummy / mad by neyo. i think of him.

N = neat. not. me / nokia phone, guy

O = opps. usually means i’m in trouble. help !

P = protective guy.

Q = …

R = ribena / red car / robots !

S = shining red car… the full sentence is “guy is my knight in shining red car”

T = twin. he’s my evil twin. and jie is my real twin (you know i have a twin sis right? she look exactly like me )

U = umbrella. i have 4 umbrellas in office. go figure.
W = wordpress = this blog

X = xia. my frd.

Y = ying !

Z = zoo at changi

interesting ya?! 😀

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the name’s bond.

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dsc02017blogmy frd – xia saw me in this & she goes:

“your shorts is soooo short, why? where u go? blah blah blah blah…”

cool.

xplain to her my afternoon outing (wetland reserve) still, she nagged at me !

let me repeat. i am 27 years old.

wahaha.

okie i appreciate her concern and yeap, let me explain here. we reached the park at 12pm & stay til abt 2pm. yeap. what is wrong with us?! very good qn !

PS – do we look like 007 agents? call me bond.

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outing –

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outing kills my brain cells as i need to present this in a fun & interesting manner …

…. which is exactly how i would describe our outing — fun & interesting.

( enough of grandmother’s story ! )

here goes:

wait. i shld start with the stuff I prepared – cookies, tissue papers, plastic bags, (left out the paper fan today coz i noe it gotta be a hot day, paper fan wont ‘save’ us) and the gimmick thing i did –brought two small water bottle (pink for me & blue for him) filled up with starbucks coffee. yeap, i have my sweet but silly moments!

somebody named guy forgot to bring his backpack. “what? you taking me for granted?!” laughter.

alritey, here the schedule:

breakfast @ swensens

yum. i’m in love with the pancakes & the man opposite me. 😉 PS- i wrote tat on purpose, it happens when you are in love. ha

guess ?

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hot is the right word.

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energetic – how we started.

fun -walk. Guy: how far did we walk? a few km?

bothersome – when i have a running nose & no tissue paper ! ;(

caring – when he notice me feelin uncomfortable .. running nose.

brave – trying to assured him “i am okie”

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scary – when we bump into a few wild dogs

stupid – toking to him & i swallow clorets.

wicked – when he laugh at me !

strange – see msia coastline

shy – we are both shy in taking solo pix.

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itchy – feed mosquito.

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happy – girl. a place i “always wanted” to go.

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that it.

i’m out of words & end of adventure of two funny ppl frying their brains under the hot sun.

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love of his life

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i hope he’s joking when he declared “this is my favorite photo”

I decided to blogged abt it.

what a bimbo picture ! – don’t you think so? me. let me repeat – ME + A RED CAR! 🙂

what was i thinking? why did I agree to take a photo with his infamous $1500 wheels.

yeap, it make him happy & got me laughing.

go ahead & laugh. i have my bimbo-moments. 😀

Guy – so? what your verdict? me or the car?

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million-dollars-qn

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stupid me.

jen: i’m going JB with seline & cindy next sunday for shopping. seline ask u along.

me: huh?! me? no. my guy will not agree.

jen: you never noe.

we decided to bet. haha ! dinner? starbucks?

not exciting enough, i claim.

hk disneyland hotel stay. (let me explain. we are going in july. i be toking abt goin disneyland for d longest time! jen decided to fulfill one of my dreams with me :))) but we are not gotta stay at disneyland, be bugging her “okie? yes? can? i really wanted.” she keep saying NO, waste $$.

i say guy wont agree. jen felt tat he might.

my msg to guy “million dollars qn: can i go JB with jen & her 2 msia girl frds next sun for shopping?”

moment of truth.

“YES ! “

gasp.. ahhh .. ouch… pain.. sob

there goes my disneyland hotel stay !

not feeling that disappointment abt it. going disneyland is already a dream come true, hotel stay is a bonus i can do without.

lesson #1: see, contentment is the key.

lesson #2: don’t gamble.

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queer

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another one of my lists !

whats your queer ?

here my list:

me + robot .. no further explanation needed.

guy + red car .. agree?! no? sorry my dear, it still bothers me !

hashbrown + chili.. one man medicine’s another man’s poison. okie, not that serious.

coffee + blueberry.. starbucks. guy tried this recently. frown.

milo + creamer + condensed milk + sugar.. yup, that how i take my milo. no, it wont give you diaherra.

orange + coffee or tea.. personally i think this is super-weird. hot & cold. okie, i confess, i once had hot & cold milo, jie scolded me. and no, no diaherra. J

me + clubbing 3 times a week.. with jen. those where the days man. nope, i don’t drink. so why club? for you to find out. haha

me + cane.. can u imagine? with my innocent-look. ;D

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– ~ – how to be happy – ~ –

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.. inspired to write this ..

how to be (or remain) happy :

1) be thankful you are alive..  lucky you ! you get to read the rest of the list.

2) eat.. junk food.. did u realise unhealthy food are the best !

3) laugh at yourself .. humor keeps me sane. omg, do I sound depressed?! J

4) look at the stars / sea / cloud.. for unknown reasons, it always make me smile

5) send flowers to someone.. you-are-happy-make-me-happy-theory.

6) 5 mins tok with kj.. he made me laugh. mr wong – are you proud of yourself ?!

7) whine / complain .. make my problem your problem. this is my favourite. hey, its everyone favourite !

8) 7 hrs of slp .. u need this to accomplish point 9

9) be mean to someone.. don’t do this often !

10) groceries shopping for Guy… what’s happier den spending monies & keeping someone happy!

11) torture mr frog.. i love to bend his long arms / legs

12) go for a walk.. clear your head kinda tink.

13) stressball.. never knew whether this is useful. usually i’ll convinced myself my little red ball helps in relieving stress.

14) 2 glasses of water.. ahh.. if u see me drinking away, just let me be. come back in 5mins.

15) hug piglet.. everyone need a hugs.

16) blog.. writing helps.

17) cry.. my all-time favourite ! Guy – get use to it. sorry !

18) do my kncukles tinky. stay.away.

19) put on my ‘plesae-don’t-hurt-me-look’ & Guy will give in to me… Guy, do i really have this look?!

20) bite my nails.. i do this when I’m distracted (readin my book) when i’m restless, when I’m nervous.

Guy: For me is simple, juz look at pix:

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