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men + woman

guy, remember u told me this?
Smart man + smart woman = romance (we’re here?!) (pai seh call myself a smart man..)
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

keke.

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yes = no

guy – remember this!  😀
“Yes = No”
“No” = Yes
“Maybe” = No
“I’m sorry” = You’ll be sorry
“We need” = I want
“It’s your decision” = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
“Do what you want” = You’ll pay for this later.
“Sure, go ahead” = I don’t want you to.
“I’m not upset” = Of course I’m upset you moron.
“We need to talk” = I need to complain.
“I’m okay” = I’m not okay = i am really okay
“anything” = you’ll get to decide but must be what i want.
PS – i’m joking, dont cane me !

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…man’s talk…

My friend shared with me wat his gal friend told him about the funny thing about b4 and after marriage.

Before marriage, the stupid things the man did, the woman will think its cute and funny, and maybe sweet…

After marriage, the stupid things the man did, the woman will think its really stupid and very irriating…

Heehee… Happy monday!

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the words that moved me…

Ah ha! You pple must be thinking abt words that moved me is from girl. Nope, its not wat i’m blogging abt. I dun remember wat leds me to tell girl that the words of Justice Tay Yong Kwang moved me so much that i will remember for a long time. Its about the famous AWOL case with rifle, Dave Teo.

Justice Tay said:

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‘MY HEART hurts for you that so young a man will have to spend some of the best years of his life in prison and have to undergo so many strokes of the cane, but I trust that you understand a deterrent sentence is unavoidable in the circumstances.

Dave, you have had a very hard life. I hope that this unfortunate and traumatic wrong turn in your life will make you much more mature and a whole lot wiser and that you will spend the next few years reconstructing your young life.

I hope that you will pursue your studies, listen to good advice from counsellors and learn many skills while in prison and that, upon your release, you will have a life full of meaning and purpose to honour the memory of your grandmother and your beloved younger brother.

It has been written, ‘To everything there is a season’. There was a time when you loved, there came a time when you hated. There was a time when you felt you wanted to kill, now is the time for you to heal. There was a time you were broken down, now is the time to build yourself up. There was a time when you were at war in your being, now is the time to restore peace within.

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Amazing words… He is my singapore idol…

But of course there were critics that said that he is being hypocrite to say these words after passing a harsh judgement on him. I don’t think so…

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imperfection

“sometimes we strive so hard for perfection that we forget that imperfection is happiness”

you dont love someone because they’re perfect. you love them in spite of the fact that they are notp10101121

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my toys

my unusual hobby – fixing robots.
Ling find it hard to believe .. ‘you? minying? robots?!’

this green devilish creature is named “baby’ what a joke right? keke p1010111p1010089present from guy. what a coincidence. i got him a polo tee & he got me this robot. no reason for the ‘gift-exchange’ blow my mind away when guy passed me this robot. *grin* i name him ‘nameless’ yeap, it happens at 4am when i have limited brain cell left.

p1010110ahh.. i wanted this toy for quite some time. izzit he beautiful & cool?! his name is mr armless. reason: took me 20mins, trying to figure out his arm. gave up & he was armless for a week before guy came over to fix his arms in less den 5mins. yeap, like i mention it a guy’s tink. we woman just dont get it. pardon me for being a woman !p1010106conclusion ; yeap. i am odd. i love my soft toy, i love reading, i like wearin skirt, i am soft-hearted, i am a girl but i’m in love with robots. go figure.

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wife or baby

scenario #1

he asked me this at HSBC.

“the wife in labour and doc ask husband to choose wife or baby? which one will you choose?”

i choose baby. he choose wife. PS – there no right/wrong.

girl – i think its a woman tinky, woman rather save the baby. true, it will be the end of the woman, which is me but its a baby, or rather our baby that he is saving. beside, i wont be able to live with myself knowing the baby is gone. lastly, i might be gone but i’m leaving behind a little gift for him to take care… so yeap, baby. guy – your ans?

guy: Before i start, i must declare that this is a bo liao question by me and please avoid using too much brain cells on this… Analyse…

Option 1, choose wife: Wife will be very upset, very difficult to accept that she lost her baby, and somehow blames his husband. Husband-wife relationship not good.

Option 2: The husband will miss his wife so badly that sometimes he blames the child for the death of his wife… and thus not to close with kid.

If u ask around, there is abt the same number of option 1 and 2 answers… Interesting… In fact there is no right or wrong in choosing which… there’s no perfect answer here.

So i come up with Option 3: Ask doctor to kill both wife and baby! So husband will become single again and find new wife! Haha! Juz kidding! Girl will be chasing me with a cane…girl – for your own safely, don’t spill our secrets online ! haha

Conclusion: Stop thinking! Ur brain cells are dying! Heehee!

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maths’ test

This math’s test can predict your favourite idol.

Try it without lookin at the answer !

Pick 1 favourite number from 1 to 9 then use that number, x3 and then +3 then x3 again.

You will get a 2-digit number. Add the 2 numbers & find your favourite IDOL.

  1. Taufiq Batisah
  2. David Cook
  3. Akon
  4. Britney Spears
  5. David Archuleta
  6. Neyo
  7. Chris Brown
  8. Rihanna
  9. girl (or you prefer my guy?)
  10. Adam Lambert

So, why do you admire me? coz I’m lame?! J